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John Thompson
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| 01/30/2008 11:18 PM |
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A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new
immigrant to the United States . He stops the first
person he sees walking down the street and
says,'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this
country , giving me housing, food stamps, free
medical care, and free education!' The passerby says, 'You are mistaken,
I am Mexican.'
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for
having such a beautiful country here in America !'
The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese'.
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he
sees, he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you
for the wonderful America!' That person puts up his
hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not
American!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks,
'Are you an American?' She says , 'No, I am from
Africa !' Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the
Americans?' The African lady checks her watch and
says...Probably at work!
'an old guy with an old boat'
Clear Lake, Northern California
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An Old Guy with an Old Boat
'69 Agua Craft
Clear Lake
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