January 08, 2009
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Duane SimsUser is Offline
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01/15/2008 3:33 AM  
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,  then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling, you would have had $214.00.

So, based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.


 


 

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01/19/2008 8:03 PM  
Thanks for the investment advise Duane... Finally a retirement plan that I can relate too...smurf


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Bob MurdochUser is Offline
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01/23/2008 2:44 AM  
I believe there are several of us who are fully vested here!



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