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Dan ChaseUser is Offline
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08/01/2007 6:08 PM  
Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?
 
 
Here's a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
 

     You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.  Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.   You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you're an expert shot.
 
 
 
You have mere seconds before he reaches you, and your family. 
What do you do?
 

..............................
 
 
Democrat's Answer:
 
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor!  Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1 ?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day -
making this into a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
 

.....................
 

Republican's Answer:
 
 
 

BANG!
 
 
 
 

......................
 
 
 

Southerner's Answer:
 
 
 

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
 

BANG! BANG! BANG!
 
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
 
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
 

BANG! BANG! BANG!
 
Click
 

 
Daughter:  "Nice grouping, Daddy!  Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips, or the Hollow Points?
 

Son:  Can I shoot the next one!
 

Wife:  You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist?!?!


My kid's an Honor Student and a Marine, oorah!

"It's all fun and games until it starts itching and burning"


My kid's an Honor Student and a Marine, oorah!

"It's all fun and games until it starts itching and burning"
ti0112User is Offline
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08/01/2007 10:05 PM  
Ya got to love us Southerner's.

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08/02/2007 1:54 AM  
Amen to that!!!tongue

 

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08/02/2007 2:47 AM  
sounds like some floks I used to run with!!


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