February 13, 2012
Login   Sign Up
Community > Forums > General Discussion on Drag Boat Racing Interactive > Jokes and other Humor > A doctor, a pastor and an engineer......
Drag Boat Racing Interactive Forums
A doctor, a pastor and an engineer......
Last Post 25 Aug 2009 10:13 AM by Elbie Pretorius. 0 Replies.
AddThis - Bookmarking and Sharing Button Printer Friendly
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
Sort:
PrevPrev NextNext
You are not authorized to post a reply.
Author Messages
Elbie Pretorius
Gold Memeber
Gold Memeber
Send Private Message
Posts:33
Elbie Pretorius

--
25 Aug 2009 10:13 AM

    A pastor, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys!? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"

    The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!"

    The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him."

    "Hi Goerge," said the pastor. "Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"

    The greenskeeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

    The golfers were silent for a moment. Then the pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

    The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anthing that he can do for them."

    The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
    You are not authorized to post a reply.


      Forums | In The Pits